QWAK,talk to a GOOSE? :)
 

QWAK,There are some who think talking to a DUCK is SILLY but they just DON'T understand the LANGUAGE and definitions if they were EVOLVED and INLIGHTENED they could even talk to a GOOSE! :rolleyes_m:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070719/...se_whisperer_4

Try to not piss off a GOOSE --- they BITE and it could get dangerous! :wink:

HE HE HE :hahaha: :haha: :haha:

I talk to all the criters don't know if they realy understand or not but they often talk back and it shure seems like having a conversation.:D

the DUCK:s9:

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We used to have a goose. He was a nice gander until his mate died, then he went homicidal. He'd hide in the bushes next to the driveway, waiting for each of us to come home (and he knew what time we'd usually arrive). Then he'd leap over the hedge, flapping and squawking, and viciously attack. I lived with a most wonderful and heroic canine named Kalib. Kalib would be waiting each day to leap to my defense (only mine; he didn't really care if the gander death from aboved anyone else). Kalib never actually hurt the goose, though my car suffered from his bounding over the hood. It was a daily comedy of flapping wings and flying fur that usually ended up with my hands around the gander's neck as he tried to peck me and flap his wings at me and Kalib tried to drive him off. There was just no talking to that goose. He had murder in his eyes and rage in his heart.

The gander finally noticed the chickens and took over the hen flock, driving off any rooster that dared get near them, but leaving the rest of us in peace. Eventually, we gave him to someone with a nice pond and lots of geese, to the relief of the roosters, and he seemed to adjust pretty well.

Re: QWAK,talk to a GOOSE? :)
 

QWAK,Maddie,LOL I fixed the link,sorry.:Sorry:

Sounds like you needed "The GOOSE WISPERER" :wink:

HE HE HE He is for REAL but I don't think he makes house calls! :haha:

the DUCK

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That was neat. I'm glad someone is looking out for the geese.

The problem with people-animal communication is that too many people just don't really think about an animal's pattern of behavior. My sister-in-law's sister and her husband have a 6-foot alligator that likes to spend the night sleeping under a bed in the spare bedroom. They say people think they're crazy when they find out about the gator, but they've raised her since was a baby, so she doesn't see them as food or a threat. (I should point out that the husband is employed as a wildlife biologist.)

My husband, who is allergic to bee stings, thinks I'm nuts because I pet honey bees and wood bees (I'm a sucker for cute and furry). Sometimes they dance around a bit. I don't know if my finger is tricking them into thinking they're in a flower or if they're doing their "map to the best flowers" dance, but they do seem to like it, often circling around and walking back under my finger for more. If they get in the house, I gently herd them onto my hand and carry them outside. Since they don't see me as a threat, they don't sting.

It's all in understanding things from the animal's perspective.

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:haha: Would make a funny children's book. I'd love to have access to animals other than pidgeons and squirrels. Can't wait to move out to the woods...

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QWAK,Baphomet Jones,I had a buck Deer that lived with me most of two years, it THOUGHT it was a DOG as it had been raised with dogs and it fell in love with my BEGAL! :heart: They would go for walks in the woods and viset neabors who would give them both treats for being so cute and they also did a fiew tricks like dancing for their treats.

Little buck liked to take naps up on my porch and would put his head in my lap to be scrached benind the ears just like a dog, then go to sleep,all 200 lb of him! LOL

ALL living things have some level of inteligence even plants! It is for US to LEARN and UNDERSTAND them if we truely believe that WE are smarter then they are!

It is NOT so much a coming down to their level as it is wanting to understand what THEY are telling us, but most people have trouble LISTENING even to other people and FIEW realy care about any thing but what they WANT ,so comunication is a rare experience.

the DUCK

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I'm jealous! :D

I was reading about leaf muntjac deer, they're the size of large housecats when they're full grown, and make great pets, I'd love to get some:

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/5...exdacm3co0.jpg

I've had maybe, one pet, and that was when I was 10 or so, a green anole lizard I forgot to feed :confused_ma: I'd get a dog, but I'd feel bad leaving him home 11 or 12 hours a day while I'm working or running errands. Maybe if I buy two, they'll keep each other entertained until I can get home?

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QWAK,Baphomet Jones,Wile it was somthing wonderfull to behold and truely precious, there are always SPOILERS who do NOT and insted injoy destroying any thing and DO for no good reason other than that they can.

Little Buck was KILLED by a DRUNK RED NECK who stoped his old pick up truck out on the road and just SHOT HIM because Little Buck had no fear of people only LOVE for them. Lonsome Girl pined for him and searched the woods for him for almost two years untill she too disapeared. I heard some time later that most likely she was SNATCHED UP and sold off as a LAB TEST anamal!

It is the SAD REALITY rather than the story book ending that idealisticy I had assumed would just go on and on untill nature ran its coarse.

IT hurts to LOVE and when anamals learn to trust people they do not even try to protect them selves from the many humans who are not worthy of their TRUST or LOVE!

Taming a wild creature with LOVE and CARE is not what is best because it sets them up for things nature has tought them to avoid with good reason and it is emotionaly DEVISTATING both for the creacher and you, who only wants to help and share with them.

In an ideal world it would not be so but we do not live in an ideal world and even if YOU manage to live as if it were for a short time, REALITY will not allow it to continue very long.

I will alway treasure the memory of Buck and Lonsome,it was truley wonderfull to behold how they were together but because they learned to LOVE and TRUST people both met with truely tareable ends and I am responcable for that happening ,even if THAT was exactly the oposit of my intent! It was a hard learned life lesson!:bawling:

the DUCK

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QWAK,Wile it is NATURAL to get sad and angry when a pet is lost for any reason but especialy to ignorence and stupidity, one must guard agenst becoming that which they have tried to not be or taking rash actions!

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/ki...epages/144.htm

ALL that we LOVE we will one day LOSE, that is a FACT, one way or another.

I have come to the conclusion that the only solution is to LOVE and CARE as much as posable while we can and show it to the ones we love and care for because once they are gone from us, we will wish we could have given MORE, just a little longer.:bawling:

the DUCK